• ! I have a comment
  • *$ Starbucks
  • **// it means wink wink, nudge nudge
  • ,!!!! Talk to the hand
  • 02 Your (or my) two cents worth, also seen as m.02
  • 10Q Thank you
  • 1174 Nude club
  • 121 One to one
  • 1337 Elite -or- leet -or- L337
  • 14 it refers to the fourteen words
  • 143 I love you
  • 1432 I Love You Too
  • 14AA41 One for All and All for One
  • 182 I hate you
  • 187 it means murder/ homicide
  • 19 0 hand
  • 1daful it means wonderful
  • 2 it means to, too, two
  • 20 Location
  • 24/7 Twenty Four Seven, as in all the time
  • 2b To be
  • 2B or not 2B To Be Or Not To Be
  • 2b@ To Be At
  • 2BZ4UQT Too Busy For You Cutey
  • 2B~not2B To be or not to be
  • 2d4 To die for
  • 2day Today
  • 2DLoo Toodle oo
  • 2G2B4G Too Good To Be Forgotten
  • 2G2BT Too Good To Be True
  • 2moro Tomorrow
  • 2nite Tonight
  • 2QT Too Cute
  • 2U2 To You Too
  • 303 Mom
  • 4 For, Four
  • 404 I haven't a clue
  • 411 Information
  • 420 Marijuana
  • 459 I love you
  • 4COL For Crying Out Loud
  • 4e Forever
  • 4EAE ForEver And Ever
  • 4eva Forever
  • 4ever Forever
  • 4NR Foreigner
  • 4Q F*** You
  • 511 Too much information
  • 53X Sex
  • 5FS 5 Finger Salute
  • 747 Let's Fly
  • 8 it means ate, it also refers to oral sex
  • 831 I Love You
  • 86 Out of, over, to get rid of, or kicked out
  • 88 Hugs and kisses
  • 8t it means it
  • 9 Parent is watching
  • 99 Parent is no longer watching
  • ::poof:: I'm gone
  • <3 it's a heart
  • ? I have a question
  • ?^ Hook up?
  • @ it means at
  • @+ French equivalent of CUL8R
  • @TEOTD At The End Of The Day
  • A/N Author's Note
  • A/S/L/P Age/Sex/Location/Picture
  • A2D Agree to Disagree
  • A3 Anytime, Anyplace, Anywhere
  • AAAAA American Association Against Acronym Abuse
  • AAF As A Friend -or- Always And Forever
  • AAK Asleep At Keyboard
  • AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact
  • AAMOI As A Matter Of Interest
  • AAR At Any Rate
  • AAR8 At Any Rate
  • AAS Alive And Smiling
  • AATK Always At The Keyboard
  • AAYF As Always, Your Friend
  • AB Ass Backwards -or- Ah Bless
  • ab/abt about
  • ABC Always Be Creating -or- Collaborating -or- Communicating
  • ABITHIWTITB A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
  • ABK Always Be Knolling
  • ABT2 About To
  • ACD Alt Control Delete
  • ACE Access Control Entry
  • ACK Acknowledgement
  • ACORN A Completely Obsessive Really Nutty person
  • ADAD Another Day Another Dollar
  • ADBB All Done Bye Bye
  • add Address
  • addy address
  • ADIDAS All Day I Dream About Sex
  • ADIH Another Day In Hell
  • ADIP Another Day In Paradise
  • ADM Aye Dios Mio
  • ADN Advanced Digital Network -or- Any Day Now
  • ADR Address
  • ADVD Advised
  • AEAP As Early As Possible
  • AFAGAY A Friend As Good As You
  • AFAHMASP A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted
  • AFAIC As Far As I'm Concerned
  • AFAICS As Far As I Can See
  • AFAICT As Far As I Can Tell
  • AFAIK As Far As I Know
  • AFAIR As Far As I Remember
  • AFAIU As Far As I Understand
  • AFAIUI As Far As I Understand It
  • AFAP As Far As Possible
  • AFAYC As Far As You're Concerned
  • AFC Away From Computer
  • AFDN Any F***ing Day Now
  • AFGO Another F***ing Growth Opportunity
  • AFIAA As Far As I Am Aware
  • AFINIAFI A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed
  • AFJ April Fools Joke
  • AFK Away From Keyboard -or- A Free Kill
  • AFPOE A Fresh Pair Of Eyes
  • AFT About F***ing Time
  • AFU All F***ed Up
  • AFW Away From Window
  • AFZ Acronym Free Zone
  • AGB Almost Good Bridge
  • AGKWE And God Knows What Else
  • AI Artificial Intelligence -or- As If
  • AIAMU And I'm A Monkey's Uncle
  • aight all right
  • AIH As It Happens
  • AIMB As I Mentioned Before
  • AIMP Always In My Prayers
  • AISB As I Said Before
  • AISE As I Said Earlier
  • AISI As I See It
  • AITR Adult In The Room
  • AKA or a.k.a. Also Known As
  • ALAP As Late As Possible
  • alcon All Concerned
  • ALOL Actually Laughing Out Loud
  • ALOTBSOL Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
  • ALTG Act Locally, Think Globally
  • ALW Ain't Life Wonderful
  • AMA Ask Me Anything
  • AMAP As Many As Possible -or- As Much As Possible
  • AMBW All My Best Wishes
  • AMF Adios Mother F***er
  • AML All My Love
  • AMRMTYFTS All My Roommates Thank You For The Show
  • ANFAWFOS And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
  • ANFSCD And Now For Something Completely Different
  • ANGB Almost Nearly Good Bridge
  • AOAS All Of A Sudden
  • AOB Abuse Of Bandwidth
  • AON Apropos Of Nothing
  • AOR Agency On Record -or- Album-Oriented Rock
  • AOYP Angel On Your Pillow
  • AP Apple Pie
  • APAC Asia-Pacific
  • AR Action Required
  • AS Ape Sh** -or- Another Subject
  • ASAFP As Soon As F***ing Possible
  • ASAMOF As A Matter Of Fact
  • ASAP As Soon As Possible
  • ASAYGT As Soon As You Get This
  • ASL Age/Sex/Location
  • ASLMH Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
  • ATAB Ain't That A Bitch
  • ATC Any Two Cards
  • ATM At The Moment, Asynchronous Transfer Mode, Automated Teller Machine
  • ATSL Along The Same Line
  • ATST At The Same Time
  • ATW All The Web, Around The Web, All The Way, At The Weekend
  • ATWD Agree That We Disagree
  • AUNT And U Know This
  • AUNTM And U Know This Man
  • AWC After While, Crocodile
  • AWGTHTGTTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
  • AWHFY Are We Having Fun Yet?
  • AWLTP Avoiding Work Like The Plague
  • AWNIAC All We Need Is Another Chair
  • AWOL Absent Without Leave
  • AWTTW A Word To The Wise
  • ax it means across
  • AYC Aren't You Clever -or- Aren't You Cheeky
  • AYCE All You Can Eat
  • AYFKMWTS Are You F***ing Kidding Me With This Sh**
  • AYK As You Know
  • AYMM Are You My Mother
  • AYOR At Your Own Risk
  • AYSOS Are You Stupid Or Something
  • AYTMTB And You're Telling Me This Because
  • AYV Are You Vertical?
  • B Be
  • B&E Breaking & Entering
  • B&F Back and Forth
  • B/C Because
  • B/W Between
  • B2A Business-to-Anyone
  • B2B Business-to-Business
  • B2B2C Business-to-Business-to-Consumer
  • B2C Business-to-Consumer
  • B2D Business-to-Distributor
  • B2E Business-to-Employee
  • B2G Business-to-Government
  • B4 Before
  • B4N Bye For Now
  • B4U Before You
  • B4YKI Before You Know It
  • B@U or BAK@U Back at You
  • BABY Being Annoyed By You
  • BAC Bad Ass Chick
  • BAG Busting A Gut -or- Big Ass Grin
  • BAK Back At Keyboard
  • BAMF Bad Ass Mother F***er
  • banana it means penis
  • BARB Buy Abroad but Rent in Britain
  • BAU Business As Usual
  • BB Be Back -or- Buzzard Breath -or- Blessed Be
  • BB4N Bye Bye for Now
  • BBAMFIC Big Bad Ass Mother F***er In Charge
  • BBB Bye Bye Babe -or- Boring Beyond Belief
  • BBBG Bye Bye Be Good
  • BBFBBM Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
  • BBFN Bye Bye for Now
  • BBIAB Be Back In A Bit
  • BBIAF Be Back In A Few
  • BBIAS Be Back In A Sec
  • BBIAW Be Back In A While
  • BBL Be Back Later
  • BBMFIC Big Bad Mother F***er In Charge
  • BBQ Bar-B-Que -or- Barbeque
  • BBR Burnt Beyond Repair
  • BBS Be Back Soon -or Bulletin Board Service
  • BBSD Be Back Soon Darling
  • BBSL Be Back Sooner or Later
  • BBT Be Back Tomorrow
  • BBW Big Beautiful Woman -or- Big Black Woman
  • BC Because
  • BCBG Bon Chic Bon Genre -or- Belle Cul Belle Geulle
  • BCBS Big Company, Big School
  • BCNU Be Seeing You
  • bcoz because
  • BD Big Deal -or- Baby Dance -or- Brain Drain
  • BDBI5M Busy Daydreaming Back In 5 Minutes
  • BDC Big Dumb Company -or- Big Dot Com
  • BDN Big Damn Number
  • BDOA Brain Dead On Arrival
  • BDSM Bondage, Dominance, Sadism, Masochism
  • BEG Big Evil Grin
  • beos Nudge
  • BF Boyfriend -or- Best Friend
  • BFD Big F***ing Deal -or- Big F***ing Disaster
  • BFE Bum F*** Egypt
  • BFF Best Friends Forever -or- Best Friend's Funeral
  • BFFN Best Friends For Now
  • BFFTTE Best Friends Forever Til The End
  • BFG Big F***ing Gun
  • BFN Bye For Now
  • BFR Big F***ing Rock
  • BG Be Good
  • BGF Best GirlFriend
  • BHAG Big Hairy Audacious Goal
  • BHG Big Hearted Guy -or- Big Hearted Girl
  • BHIMBGO Bloody Hell, I Must Be Getting Old
  • BHOF Bald Headed Old Fart
  • BI Business Intelligence
  • BI5 Back In Five
  • BIBI Bye Bye
  • BIBO Beer In, Beer Out
  • BIF Basis In Fact -or- Before I Forget
  • BIL Brother-In-Law -or- Boss Is Listening
  • BIO Bring It On
  • BIOIYA Break It Off In Your Ass
  • BION Believe It Or Not
  • BIOYA Blow It Out Your Ass
  • BIOYE Blow It Out Your Ear
  • BIOYIOP Blow It Out Your I/O Port
  • BIOYN Blow it Out Your Nose
  • BITCH Basically In The Clear Homey
  • BITD Back In The Day
  • BITFOB Bring It The F*** On, Bitch
  • BJ Blow Job
  • BKA Better Known As
  • BL Belly Laughing
  • BLBBLB Back Like Bull, Brain Like Bird
  • Blkbry Blackberry
  • BLZRD it means blizzard
  • BM Byte Me
  • BMF Bad Mother F***er
  • BMGWL Busting My Gut With Laughter
  • BMOC Big Man On Campus
  • BMOF Bite Me Old Fart
  • BMOTA Byte Me On The Ass
  • BMS Baby Making Sex
  • BMW B*tch, Moan, Whine
  • BN Been -or- Being
  • BNDN Been Nowhere Done Nothing
  • BNF Big Name Fan
  • BO Bug Off -or- Body Odor
  • BOAISY Bend Over And I'll Show You
  • BOB Battery Operated Boyfriend
  • BOBFOC Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch
  • BOCTAAE But Of Course There Are Always Exceptions
  • BOD Benefit of the Doubt -or- Board Of Directors
  • BOFH Bastard Operator From Hell
  • BOHICA Bend Over Here It Comes Again
  • BON Believe it Or Not
  • book it means cool
  • BOTEC Back Of The Envelope Calculation
  • BOTL Bra On The Loose
  • BOTOH But On The Other Hand
  • BOTUS Bot Of The United States
  • BPLM Big Person Little Mind
  • BR Bathroom
  • BRB Be Right Back
  • BRICS Brazil, Russia, India, China, South Africa
  • BRL Belly Roll Laughs
  • BRO Be Right Over
  • BRT Be Right There
  • BRUF Big Requirements Up Front
  • BS Big Smile -or- Bull Sh** -or- Brain Strain
  • BSAAW Big Smile And A Wink
  • BSBD&NE Book Smart, Brain Dead & No Experience
  • BSEG Big Sh** Eating Grin
  • BSF But Seriously, Folks
  • BSOD Blue Screen of Death
  • BT Byte This
  • BTA But Then Again -or- Before The Attacks
  • BTD Bored To Death
  • BTDT Been There Done That
  • BTDTGTS Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
  • BTFLDY it means beautiful day
  • BTFO Back The F*** Off -or- Bend The F*** Over
  • BTHOOM Beats The Heck Out Of Me
  • BTN Better Than Nothing
  • BTOIYA Be There Or It's Your Ass
  • BTR Better
  • BTSOOM Beats The Sh** Out Of Me
  • BTTT Back To The Top -or- Bump To The Top
  • BTW By The Way -or- Bring The Wheelchair
  • BTWBO Be There With Bells On
  • BTWITIAILWU By The Way I Think I Am In Love With You
  • BTYC Better Than You Can
  • BTYD Better Than You Do
  • BUFF Big Ugly Fat F***
  • buhbye bye
  • bump Bring Up My Post
  • BW Best Wishes
  • BWDIK But What Do I Know
  • BWI But What If
  • BWL Bursting With Laughter
  • BWO Black, White or Other
  • BWTM But Wait, There's More
  • BYAM Between You And Me
  • BYKI Before You Know It
  • BYKT But You Knew That
  • BYOA Bring Your Own Advil
  • BYOB Bring Your Own Bottle -or- Bring Your Own Beer
  • BYOD Bring Your Own Device
  • BYOW Build Your Own Website -or- Bring Your Own Wine
  • BYTME Better You Than ME
  • BZ Busy
  • C it means see, it's also a programming language
  • c ya see ya
  • c%d it means could
  • c%l it means cool
  • C&G Chuckle and Grin
  • C-P Sleepy
  • C-T City
  • C/P Cross Post
  • C/S Change of Subject
  • C4N Ciao For Now
  • CAAC Cool As A Cucumber
  • CAS Crack A Smile
  • CB Chat Brat -or- Coffee Break -or Call Back
  • CBB Can't Be Bothered
  • CBF Can't Be F***ed
  • CBJ Covered Blow Job
  • CBM Covered By Medicare
  • cc carbon copy
  • CD9 Code 9 - it means parents are around
  • CF Coffee Freak -or- Cluster F***
  • CFV Call For Vote
  • CHA Click Here Asshole
  • chillaxin it means chilling and relaxing
  • chln it means chilling
  • CIAO Goodbye (in Italian)
  • CICO Coffee In, Coffee Out
  • CICYHW Can I Copy Your Home Work
  • CID Consider It Done -or- Crying In Disgrace
  • CIL Check In Later
  • CINBA Clad In Naught But Air
  • CIO Check It Out -or- Chief Information Officer / Chief Internet Officer
  • CLD it means cold
  • CLM Career Limiting Move
  • CM Call Me
  • CMAO Chortling My Ass Off
  • CMAP Cover My Ass Partner
  • CMB Call Me Back
  • CMF Count My Fingers
  • CMIW Correct Me if I'm Wrong
  • CMU Crack Me Up
  • CN Can
  • CNP Continued in Next Post
  • COB Close Of Business
  • COBRAS Come On By Right After School
  • COD Change Of Dressing
  • Cof$ Church of Scientology
  • CofS Church of Scientology
  • COL Chuckle Out Loud -or- Chortling Out Loud
  • coo short for cool
  • COS Change Of Subject -or- it means because
  • COT Circle Of Trust
  • CPG Consumer Packaged Goods
  • CQRT Security
  • CRAFT Can't Remember A F***ing Thing
  • CRAP Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
  • CRAT Can't Remember A Thing
  • CRAWS Can't Remember Anything Worth A Sh**
  • CRB Come Right Back
  • CRBT Crying Real Big Tears
  • CRD Caucasian Rhythm Disorder -or- Deficiency
  • CRDTCHCK Credit Check
  • CRS Can't Remember Sh**
  • CRTLA Can't Remember the Three-Letter Acronym
  • CS Career Suicide
  • CS&F Cute Sexy & Funny
  • CSA Cool Sweet Awesome
  • CSABR Continued Success And Best Regards
  • CSL Can't Stop Laughing
  • CSN Chuckle, Snicker, Grin
  • CT Can't Talk -or- Can't Text
  • CTA Call To Action
  • CTC Care To Chat -or- Contact -or- Choking The Chicken
  • CTFD Calm The F*** Down
  • CTFO Come The F*** On
  • CTFU Cracking The F*** Up
  • CTMQ Chuckle To Myself Quietly
  • CTO Check This Out
  • CU See You -or- Cracking Up
  • CU46 See You For Sex
  • CUATSC See You At The Senior Center
  • CUATU See You Around The Universe
  • CUL See You Later
  • CUL8R See You Later
  • CULA See You Later Alligator
  • CUNS See You In School
  • CUNT See You Next Time -or- Can't Understand Newest Text
  • CUOL See You OnLine
  • CUPL Couple
  • CUWTA Catch Up With The Acronyms
  • CUZ Because
  • CWOT Complete Waste Of Time
  • CWYL Chat With You Later
  • CX Cancelled
  • CxO Chief insert title here Officer
  • CY Calm Yourself
  • CYA Cover Your Ass -or- See Ya
  • CYE Check your Email
  • CYL See You Later
  • CYM Check Your Mail
  • CYO See You Online
  • CYOH Create Your Own Happening
  • CYT See You Tomorrow
  • D Dad -or- it means the
  • D&M Deep & Meaningful
  • d/c disconnected
  • d00d dude, also seen as dood
  • D2D Developer-to-Developer or Day-to-Day
  • D8 Date
  • da there
  • DAFUQ What the F***
  • DAMHIKT Don't Ask Me How I Know That
  • DARFC Ducking And Running For Cover
  • DBA Doing Business As
  • DBABAI Don't Be A Bitch About It
  • DBBSWF Dream Boat Body, Shipwreck Face
  • DBD Don't Be Dumb
  • DBEYR Don't Believe Everything You Read
  • DBMIB Don't Bother Me I'm Busy
  • DD Due Diligence
  • DDAS Don't Do Anything Stupid
  • DDG Drop Dead Gorgeous
  • DDSOS Different Day, Same Old Sh**
  • DDWI Don't Dick With It
  • def Definitely
  • DEGT Don't Even Go There
  • dem them
  • DENIAL Don't Even Notice I Am Lying
  • dese these
  • DETI Don't Even Think It
  • dewd dude
  • dey they
  • DF Dear Friend
  • DFIK Darn If I Know
  • DFLA Disenhanced Four-Letter Acronym (that is, a TLA)
  • DFTBA Don't Forget To Be Awesome
  • DFU Don't F*** Up
  • DFWLY Don't Forget Who Loves You
  • DGA Don't Go Anywhere
  • DGAF Don't Give A F***
  • DGARA Don't Give A Rat's Ass
  • DGT Don't Go There
  • DGTG Don't Go There Girlfriend
  • DGYF Damn Girl You're Fine
  • DH Dear Husband
  • DHYB Don't Hold Your Breath
  • DIAF Die In A Fire
  • DIC Drunk In Charge
  • DIFBET it means what's the difference between
  • DIKU Do I Know You?
  • DILLIGAD Do I Look Like I Give A Damn
  • DILLIGAS Do I Look Like I Give A Sh**
  • DINK Double Incomes, No Kids
  • DINR Dinner
  • DIRFT Do It Right the First Time
  • DISTO Did I Say That Outloud?
  • DITR Dancing In The Rain
  • ditto same here
  • DITYID Did I Tell You I'm Distressed
  • DIY Do It Yourself
  • DJM Don't Judge Me
  • DK Don't Know
  • DKDC Don't Know Don't Care
  • DL Down Low -or- Download -or- Dead Link
  • DLTBBB Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
  • DLTM Don't Lie To Me
  • DM Direct Message
  • DMI Don't Mention It
  • DNBL8 Do Not Be Late
  • DNC Does Not Compute
  • DND Do Not Disturb
  • DNPMPL Damn Near Pissed My Pants Laughing
  • DOA Dead On Arrival
  • DOC Drug Of Choice
  • DOE Depends On Experience
  • DOEI Goodbye (in Dutch)
  • doin it means doing
  • DORD Department Of Redundancy Department
  • DP Domestic Partner
  • dps Damage Per Second
  • DPUP Don't Poop Your Pants
  • DQMOT Don't Quote Me On This
  • DQYDJ Don't Quit Your Day Job
  • DRB Dirty Rat Bastard
  • DRCOWOTO Don't Really Care One Way Or The Other
  • DRIB Don't Read If Busy
  • DSTR8 Damn Straight
  • DTC Deep Throaty Chuckle
  • DTF Down To F***
  • DTK Down To Kill
  • DTRT Do The Right Thing
  • DUI Driving Under the Influence
  • DUM Do You Masturbate?
  • DUNA Don't Use No Acronyms
  • dunno i don't know
  • DUR Do You Remember
  • DURS Damn You Are Sexy
  • DUSL Do You Scream Loud?
  • DUST Did You See That?
  • DW Don't Worry
  • DW2H Don't Work Too Hard
  • DWB Don't Write Back
  • DWBH Don't Worry Be Happy
  • DWH During Work Hours
  • DWI Driving While Intoxicated
  • DWPKOTL Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On The Lips
  • DWS Driving While Stupid
  • DWWWI Surfing the World Wide Web while intoxicated
  • DWYM Does What You Mean
  • DYAC Damn You Auto Correct
  • DYFM Dude You Fascinate Me
  • DYHAB Do You Have A Boyfriend?
  • DYHAG Do You Have A Girlfriend
  • DYJHIW Don't You Just Hate It When...
  • DYLI Do You Love It?
  • DYOFDW Do Your Own F***ing Dirty Work
  • DYSTSOTT Did You See The Size Of That Thing
  • E123 Easy as One, Two, Three
  • E2HO Each to His/Her Own
  • EABOS Eat A Bag Of Sh**
  • EADD Entrepreneurial Attention Deficit Disorder
  • EAK Eating at Keyboard
  • EAPFS Everything About Pittsburgh F***ing Sucks
  • ED Erectile Dysfunction
  • EDM Electronic Document Management -or- Electronic Dance Movement
  • EE Electronic Emission
  • EE or EEs Employee -or- Employees
  • effin F***ing
  • EFT Electronic Funds Transfer
  • EG Evil Grin
  • EIP Eggo Is Preggo
  • EL Evil Laugh
  • ELOL Evil Laugh Out Loud
  • EM Excuse Me
  • EMA E-Mail Address
  • EMBM Early Morning Business Meeting
  • EMEA Europe, the Middle East, and Africa
  • EMFBI Excuse Me For Butting In
  • EMFJI Excuse Me For Jumping In
  • EMI Excuse My Ignorance
  • EML Email Me Later
  • EMP Eat My Pussy
  • EMRTW Evil Monkey's Rule The World
  • EMSG E-Mail Message
  • EOD End Of Day -or- End Of Discussion
  • EOL End Of Life
  • EOM End Of Message
  • EOT End Of Thread/Text/Transmission
  • ESAD Eat Sh** And Die
  • ESADYFA Eat Sh** And Die You F***ing Asshole
  • ESEMED Every Second Every Minute Every Day
  • ESFOAD Eat Sh** F***Off And Die
  • ESG Environmental, Social, Governance
  • ESH Experience, Strength, and Hope
  • ESMF Eat Sh** Mother F***er
  • ESO Equipment Smarter than Operator
  • ETA Estimated Time of Arrival -or- Edited To Add
  • ETLA ETLA Extended Three-Letter Acronym (that is, an FLA)
  • ETX End of TeXt
  • every1 everyone
  • EVRE1 Every One
  • EWI E-mailing While Intoxicated
  • EZ Easy
  • F Friend
  • F/U it means to Follow Up
  • F2F Face-to-Face, a.k.a. face time
  • F2Fmail Face-to-Face mail
  • F2T Free To Talk
  • FAB Features Attributes Benefits
  • FAF Find A Friend
  • FAH F***ing A Hot
  • FAP F***ing A Pissed
  • FAQL Frequently Asked Questions List
  • FASB Fast Ass Son Bitchii
  • FATM Foaming At The Mouth
  • FAV Favorite
  • FAWC For Anyone Who Cares
  • FAWOMFT Frequently Argued Waste Of My F***ing Time
  • FAY F*** All Y'all
  • FB F*** Buddy -or- FaceBook
  • FBI F***ing Brilliant Idea -or- Female Body Inspector
  • FBKS Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
  • FBOCD Facebook Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
  • FCFS First Come, First Served
  • FCOL For Crying Out Loud
  • FCS First Customer Ship
  • FDFF Falling Down F***ing Funny
  • FDGB Fall Down Go Boom
  • FE Fatal Error
  • FEAR Forget Everything And Run -or- Face Everything And Recover
  • FF Friends Forever
  • FF&PN Fresh Fields and Pastures New
  • FFA Free For All
  • FFS For F*** Sake
  • FFT Food For Thought
  • FGDAI Fuhgedaboudit -or- Forget About It
  • FIF F*** I'm Funny
  • FIFO First In, First Out
  • FIGJAM F*** I'm Good Just Ask Me
  • FIGMO F*** It Got My Orders
  • FIGS French, Italian, German, Spanish
  • FIIK F*** If I Know
  • FIL Father-In-Law
  • FILF Father I'd Like to F***
  • FILTH Failed In London, Try Hong Kong
  • FINE F***ed up, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional -or- F*** It Never Ends
  • FISH First in, Still Here
  • FITB Fill In The Blanks
  • FKM F*** 'Em
  • FLA Four Letter Acronym
  • FLOTUS First Lady Of The United States
  • FLUID F***ing Look it Up, I Did
  • FML F*** My Life
  • FMLTWIA F*** Me Like The Whore I Am
  • FMTYEWTK Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know
  • FMUTA F*** Me Up The Ass
  • FNG F***ing New Guy
  • FO F*** Off
  • FOAD F*** Off And Die
  • FOAF Friend Of A Friend
  • FOAG F*** Off And Google
  • fob the name for a tool, or form of ID
  • FOC Free of Charge
  • FOFL Falling on Floor Laughing
  • FOGC Fear Of Getting Caught
  • FOL Fond of Leather
  • FOMC Fell Off My Chair
  • FOMCL Falling Off My Chair Laughing
  • FOMO Fear Of Missing Out
  • FOMOF Fear Of Missing Out on Football
  • FOOT F*** Off Over There -or- go away
  • FORD Found On Road Dead, Fixed Or Repaired Daily, F***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
  • FOS Full Of Sh**
  • FOUO For Official Use Only
  • FPO For Placement Only
  • FRED F***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device
  • FRZN it means freezing
  • FS For Sale
  • FSBO For Sale By Owner
  • FSR For Some Reason
  • FSU F*** Sh** Up
  • FTASB Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
  • FTBL Football
  • FTBOMH From The Bottom Of My Heart
  • FTC Failure To Communicate
  • FTE Full Time Employee
  • FTF F*** That's Funny -or- Face To Face
  • FTFOI For The Fun Of It -or- For The F*** Of It
  • FTL Faster Than Light
  • FTLOG For The Love Of God
  • FTN F*** That Noise
  • FTR For The Record
  • FTRF F*** That's Really Funny
  • FTTB For The Time Being
  • FTW For The Win -or- F*** The World
  • FU2 F*** You Too
  • FUB Fat Ugly Bastard
  • FUBAR F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition (or Repair)
  • FUBB F***ed Up Beyond Belief
  • FUBYOYO F*** You Buddy You're On Your Own
  • FUD Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation
  • FUJIMO F*** You Jack I'm Movin' On
  • FUM F***ed Up Mess
  • FUMF Fat Ugly Mother F***er
  • FUPA Fat Upper Pussy Area
  • FURTB Filled Up and Ready To Burst
  • FUW F*** You World -or- F*** You Weirdo
  • FWB Friends With Benefits
  • FWD Forward
  • FWIW For What It's Worth -or- Forgot Where I Was
  • FWOT F***ing Waste Of Time
  • FYA For Your Amusement
  • FYC For Your Consideration
  • FYE For Your Edification
  • FYEO For Your Eyes Only
  • FYF From Your Friend
  • FYI For Your Information
  • FYIFV F*** You I'm Fully Vested
  • FYLTGE From Your Lips To Gods Ears
  • FYM For Your Misinformation
  • FYSBIGTBABN Fasten Your Seat Belts It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night
  • G Guess -or- Grin -or- Giggle
  • G1 Good One
  • G2G Got to Go
  • G2GLYS Got To Go Love Ya So
  • G4I Go For It
  • G4N Good For Nothing
  • G9 Genius
  • g98t good night
  • GA Go Ahead -or- Good Afternoon
  • GAB Getting A Beer
  • GAFL Get A F***ing Life
  • GAFYK Get Away From Your Keyboard
  • GAGFI Gives A Gay First Impression
  • GAHOY Get A Hold Of Yourself
  • GAL Get A Life
  • GALGAL Give A Little Get A Little
  • GALHER Get A Load of Her
  • GALHIM Get A Load of Him
  • GANB Getting Another Beer
  • GAP Got A Pic? -or- Gay Ass People
  • GAS Got A Second?
  • gawd God
  • GB Good Bridge
  • GBG Great Big Grin
  • GBH Great Big Hug
  • GBTW Get Back To Work
  • GC Good Crib
  • GD&R Grinning, Ducking and Running
  • GD&RF Grinning, Ducking and Running Fast
  • GDI God Damn It -or- God Damn Independent
  • GDW Grin, Duck and Wave
  • GF Girlfriend
  • GFF Go F***ing Figure
  • GFI Go For It
  • GFN Gone For Now
  • GFON Good For One Night
  • GFR Grim File Reaper
  • GFTD Gone For The Day
  • GFY Good For You -or- Go F*** Yourself -or- Go Find Yourself
  • GFYMF Go F*** Yourself Mother F***er
  • GG Good Game -or- Gotta Go -or- Giggling
  • GGA Good Game All
  • GGGG God, God, God, God
  • GGN Gotta Go Now
  • GGOH Gotta Get Out of Here
  • GGP Gotta Go Pee
  • GGPBL Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
  • GGY Go Google Yourself
  • GHM God Help Me
  • GI Google It
  • GIC Gift In Crib
  • GIDK Gee I Don't Know
  • GIGATT God Is Good All The Time
  • GIGO Garbage In, Garbage Out
  • GILF Grandmother I'd Like to F***
  • GIST Great Ideas for Starting Things
  • GIWIST Gee, I Wish I'd Said That
  • GJ Good Job
  • GJP Good Job Partner
  • GL Good Luck -or- Get Lost
  • GLA Good Luck All
  • GLAWD Good Luck And Well Done
  • GLB Good Looking Boy
  • GLBT Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender
  • GLG Good Looking Girl
  • GLGH Good Luck and Good Hunting
  • GLYASDI God Loves You And So Do I
  • GM Good Morning -or- Good Move
  • GMAB Give Me A Break
  • GMAFB Give Me A F***ing Break
  • GMILY Good Morning I Love You
  • GMTA Great Minds Think Alike
  • GMTA ASDO Great Minds Think Alike, And So Do Ours
  • GMTFT Great Minds Think For Themselves
  • GN Good Night
  • gn8 good night
  • GNBLFY Got Nothing But Love For You
  • GNOC Get Naked On Cam
  • GNS GangNam Style
  • GNSD Good Night Sweet Dreams
  • GOAT Greatest Of All Time
  • GOB Game On B*tcheeez
  • GOI Get Over It
  • GOK God Only Knows
  • GOL Giggling Out Loud
  • GOLF Grateful Of Lovely Family -or- Friends
  • GOOD job Get Out Of Debt job
  • GOS Gay Or Straight
  • GOTDPWYD Get Off The Damn Phone While You're Driving
  • GOWI Get On With It
  • GOYHH Get Off Your High Horse
  • GQMF Gentleman's Quarterly Mother F***er
  • GR&D Grinning Running & Ducking
  • GR2BR Good Riddance To Bad Rubbish
  • GR8 Great
  • GRAS Generally Recognized As Safe
  • gratz Congratulations
  • GROBR Good Riddance Of Bad Rubbish
  • grrlz girls, also seen as grrl
  • GRRR Growling
  • GSC Gimme Some Credit
  • GSOAS Go Sit On A Snake
  • GSOH Good Sense Of Humor
  • GSW Gun Shot Wound
  • GSYJDWURMNKH Good Seeing You, Just Don't Wear Your Monkey Hat
  • GT Good Try
  • GTASC Going To A Strip Club
  • GTFO Get The F*** Out
  • GTFOOH Get The F*** Out Of Here
  • GTG Got To Go
  • GTGB Got To Go Bye
  • GTGP Got To Go Pee
  • GTH Go To Hell
  • GTK Good To Know
  • GTL Gym, Tan, Laundry
  • GTM Giggle To Myself
  • GTRM Going To Read Mail
  • GTS Google That Sh**
  • GTSY Glad To See You
  • GUD Geographically UnDesirable
  • guvment government, also seen as guvmint, gumint
  • GWI Get With It
  • GWOT Glorified Waste Of Time
  • GWS Get Well Soon
  • GYHOOYA Get Your Head Out Of Your Ass
  • GYPO Get Your Pants Off
  • H&K Hugs and Kisses
  • h/o Hold On
  • h/p Hold Please
  • H2CUS Hope To See You Soon
  • H2S Here To Stay
  • H4U Hot For You
  • H4XX0R Hacker -or- To Be Hacked
  • H9 Husband in room
  • HADVD Have Advised
  • hag1 have a good one
  • HAGD Have a Great Day
  • HAGN Have A Good Night
  • HAGO Have A Good One
  • hahaha it means laughing
  • HAK Hugs And Kisses
  • HAND Have a Nice Day
  • HAR Hit And Run
  • HAWTLW Hello And Welcome To Last Week
  • HAY How Are You?
  • HB Hurry Back
  • HBASTD Hitting Bottom And Starting To Dig
  • HBB Hip Beyond Belief
  • HBIB Hot But Inappropriate Boy
  • HBIC Head Bitch In Charge
  • HBO Helping a Brother Out
  • HBTU Happy Birthday To You
  • HBU How Bout You?
  • HCC Holy Computer Crap
  • HD Hold
  • HDGFS How Does Get F***ed Sound?
  • HENRY High Earner, Not Rich Yet
  • HF Hello Friend -or- Have Fun -or- Have Faith
  • HHFO Hell Has Frozen Over
  • HHH Hip Hip Hooray
  • HHIS Hanging Head In Shame
  • HHO1/2K Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
  • HHOJ Ha Ha, Only Joking
  • HHOK Ha Ha, Only Kidding
  • HHOS Ha Ha, Only Serious
  • HHTYAY Happy Holidays To You And Yours
  • Hi 5 High Five
  • HIG How's It Going?
  • HIH Hope It Helps
  • HIOOC Help, I'm Out Of Coffee
  • HIPPO Higher Income People's Personal Opinions
  • HITAKS Hang In There And Keep Smiling
  • HMFIC Head MOFO In Charge
  • HMU Hit Me Up
  • HNTI How Nice That/This Is
  • HNTW How Nice That Was
  • HNY Happy New Year
  • HO Hang On -or- Hold On
  • HOHA HOllywood HAcker
  • HOIC Hold On, I'm Coming
  • HOT PIC Hot Picture, as in sexy or naked
  • howru How Are You
  • HOYEW Hanging On Your Every Word
  • HP Higher Power
  • HPOA Hot Piece Of Ass
  • HPPO Highest Paid Person in Office
  • HRCN it means hurricane
  • HSIAB Haven't Seen It All Before
  • HSIK How Should I Know
  • HT Hi There -or- Hat Tip
  • HTB Hang The Bastards
  • HTH Hope This (or That) Helps
  • HTNOTH Hit The Nail On The Head
  • HU Hook Up
  • HUA Heads Up Ace -or- Head Up Ass -or- Heard, Understood, Acknowledged
  • HUD How You Doing?
  • HUGZ Hugs
  • huh what
  • HUYA Head Up Your Ass
  • HV Have
  • HWGA Here We Go Again
  • hx it means history -or- hospital
  • I 1-D-R I Wonder
  • I <3 I I Love It
  • I <3 U I Love You
  • i h8 it i hate it
  • I&I Intercourse & Inebriation
  • I-D-L Ideal
  • IAC In Any Case -or- I Am Confused -or- If Anyone Cares
  • IAE In Any Event
  • IAGTKOM I Ain't Got That Kind Of Money
  • IAITS It's All In The Subject
  • IANAC I Am Not A Crook
  • IANADBIPOOTV I Am Not A Doctor But I Play One On TV
  • IANAE I Am Not An Expert
  • IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer
  • IANNNGC I Am Not Nurturing the Next Generation of Casualties
  • IASAP4U I Always Say A Prayer For You
  • IAT I Am Tired
  • IAW I Agree With -or- In Accordance With
  • IAYM I Am Your Master
  • IBGYBG I'll Be Gone, You'll Be Gone
  • IBIWISI I'll Believe It When I See It
  • IBK Idiot Behind Keyboard
  • IBRB I'll Be Right Back
  • IBT In Between Technology
  • IBTC Itty Bitty Titty Committee
  • IBTD I Beg To Differ
  • IBTL In Before The Lock
  • IC Independant Contractor -or- In Character -or- I See
  • ICBW I Could Be Wrong
  • ICBWICBM It Could Be Worse, It Could Be Me
  • ICCL I Couldn't Care Less
  • ICIHICPCL I Can't Imagine How I Could Possibly Care Less
  • ICW I Can't Wait
  • ICWUM I See What You Mean
  • ICYC In Case You're Curious -or- In Case You Care
  • ICYMI In Case You Missed It
  • ID IDentification
  • ID10T Idiot
  • IDC I Don't Care
  • IDGAD I Don't Give A Damn
  • IDGAF I Don't Give A F***
  • IDGARA I Don't Give A Rats Ass
  • IDGI I Don't Get It -or- I Don't Get Involved
  • IDIFTL I Did It For The Lulz
  • IDK I Don't Know
  • IDK, my BFF Jill I Don't Know, my Best Friend Forever Jill
  • IDKABTT I Don't Know About That
  • IDKY I Don't Know You
  • IDM It Doesn't Matter
  • IDRK I Don't Really Know
  • IDST I Didn't Say That
  • IDTA I Did That Already
  • IDTBBF I Deserve To Be Blown First
  • IDTS I Don't Think So
  • IDWTUB I Don't Want To Upset You But
  • IEF It's Esther's Fault
  • IF/IB In the Front -or- In the Back
  • IFAB I Found A Bug
  • IFH8TABX I F***ing Hate This Acronym Bollocks
  • IFU I F***ed Up
  • IGGP I Gotta Go Pee
  • IGTP I Get The Point
  • IGWS It Goes Without Saying
  • IGWST It Goes Without Saying That
  • IGYHTBT I Guess You Had To Be There
  • IHA I Hate Acronyms
  • IHAIM I Have Another Instant Message
  • IHNC I Have No Clue
  • IHNO I Have No Opinion
  • IHTFP I Have Truly Found Paradise -or- I Hate This F***ing Place
  • IHU I Hear You
  • IHY I Heart You -or- I Hate You
  • IIABDFI If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It
  • IIIO Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
  • IIMAD If It Makes Any Difference
  • IINM If I'm Not Mistaken
  • IIR If I Remember -or- If I Recall
  • IIRC If I Remember Correctly -or- If I Recall Correctly
  • IIT Is It Tight?
  • IITLYTO If It's Too Loud You're Too Old
  • IITM It's In The Mail
  • IITYWIMWYBMAD If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink
  • IITYWYBMAD If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink
  • IIWII It Is What It Is
  • IIWM If It Were Me
  • IJ Inside Joke
  • IJPMP I Just Pissed My Pants
  • IJS I'm Just Saying...
  • IJWTK I Just Want To Know
  • IJWTS I Just Want To Say
  • IKALOPLT I Know A Lot Of People Like That
  • IKR I Know, Right?
  • IKWYM I Know What You Mean
  • IKYABWAI I Know You Are But What Am I?
  • ILA I Love Acronyms
  • ILF/MD I Love Female/Male Dominance
  • ILI I Love It
  • ILICISCOMK I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard
  • ILMJ I Love My Job
  • ILU I Love You
  • ILUAAF I Love You As A Friend
  • ILY I Love You
  • ILY2 I Like/Love You Too
  • IM Instant Messaging -or- Immediate Message
  • IM2BZ2P I aM Too Busy To (even) Pee
  • IMA I Might Add
  • IMAO In My Arrogant Opinion
  • IMCO In My Considered Opinion
  • IME In My Experience
  • IMEZRU I Am Easy, Are You?
  • IMFAO In My F***ing Arrogant Opinion
  • imfkd^ I am f***ed up
  • IMGC I Might Get Caught
  • IMHEIUO In My High Exalted Informed Unassailable Opinion
  • IMHIF I Move How I Feel
  • IMHO In My Humble Opinion
  • IMI I Mean It
  • IMJS I'M Just Saying
  • IMML I Make Myself Laugh
  • IMNERHO In My Never Even Remotely Humble Opinion
  • IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion
  • IMO In My Opinion
  • IMOO In My Own Opinion
  • IMOWHA I Made Out With Him/Her Anyway
  • IMPOV In My Point Of View
  • IMR I Mean Really
  • IMRU I Am, Are You?
  • IMS I Am Sorry
  • INBD It's No Big Deal
  • INMP It's Not My Problem
  • INNW If Not Now When?
  • INPO In No Particular Order
  • INUCOSM It's No Use Crying Over Spilt Milk
  • IOH I'm Outta Here
  • ION Index Of Names
  • IONO I Don't Know
  • IOT In Order To
  • IOTTCO Intuitively Obvious To The Casual Observer
  • IOU I Owe You
  • IOUD Inside, Outside, Upside Down
  • IOW In Other Words
  • IPN I'm Posting Naked
  • IRL In Real Life
  • IRNCOT I'd Rather Not Comment On That
  • ISAGN I See A Great Need
  • ISH Insert Sarcasm Here
  • ISO In Search Of
  • ISS I Said So -or- I'm So Sure
  • ISSOYS I'm So Sick Of Your Stuff -or- S*** -or- Stories
  • ISSYGTI I'm So Sure You Get The Idea
  • ISTM It Seems To Me
  • ISTR I Seem To Remember
  • ISWC If Stupid Were a Crime
  • ISWYM I See What You Mean
  • ISYALS I'll Send You A Letter Soon
  • ITA I Totally Agree
  • ITFA In The Final Analysis
  • ITIGBS I Think I'm Going To Be Sick
  • ITM In The Money
  • ITMA It's That Man Again
  • ITMFA Impeach The Mother F***er Already
  • ITS Intense Text Sex
  • ITS A D8 It's A Date
  • ITSFWI If The Shoe Fits Wear It
  • IUM If You Must
  • IURI If You Are Interested
  • IWALU I Will Always Love You
  • IWBAPTAKYAIYSTA I Will Buy A Plane Ticket And Kick Your Ass If You Say That Again
  • IWBNI It Would Be Nice If
  • IWFU I Wanna F*** You
  • IWIWU I Wish I Was You
  • IWSN I Want Sex Now
  • IYAM If You Ask Me
  • IYAOYAS If You Ain't Ordinance You Ain't Sh**
  • IYCSSNASDSAAA If You Can’t Say Something Nice About Someone Don’t Say Anything At All
  • IYD In Your Dreams
  • IYDMMA If You Don't Mind My Asking
  • IYFD In Your F***ing Dreams
  • IYFEG Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
  • IYKWIM If You Know What I Mean
  • IYKWIMAITYD If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
  • IYNAEGBTM If You Need Anything Else Get Back To Me
  • IYO In Your Opinion
  • IYQ I Like You
  • IYSS If You Say So
  • IYSWIM If You See What I Mean
  • J/C Just Checking
  • J/J Just Joking
  • J/K Just Kidding
  • J/O Jerking Off
  • J/P Just Playing
  • J/W Just Wondering
  • J2LYK Just To Let You Know
  • J4F Just For Fun
  • J4G Just For Grins
  • J4T or JFT Just For Today
  • J5M Just Five Minutes
  • JAD Just Another Day
  • JAFO Just Another F***ing Onlooker
  • JAFS Just A F***ing Salesman
  • JAM Just A Minute
  • JAS Just A Second
  • JC Just Curious -or- Just Chilling -or- Jesus Christ
  • JDI Just Do It
  • JDMJ Just Doing My Job
  • Jealz Jealous
  • JEOMK Just Ejaculated On My Keyboard
  • JFH Just F*** Her
  • JFI Just For Information
  • JGMB Just Google Me B*tch
  • JHO Just Helping Out
  • JHOM Just Helping out My (Mafia, Mob, Neighbors, etc.)
  • JHOMF Just Helping Out My Friend(s)
  • JIC Just In Case
  • JK Just Kidding
  • JM2C Just My 2 Cents
  • JMO Just My Opinion
  • JOML Jesus On the Main Line
  • JOOTT Just One Of Those Things
  • JOY Jesus first, Others second, Yourself last
  • JP Just Playing
  • JSU Just Shut Up
  • JSYK Just So You Know
  • JT Just Teasing
  • JTLYK Just To Let You Know
  • JTOL Just Thinking Out Loud
  • JTOU Just Thinking Of You
  • JUADLAM Jumping Up And Down Like A Monkey
  • JW Just Wondering
  • K OK
  • KAB Kick Ass Bitch
  • KB Kick Butt
  • KBD Keyboard
  • KC Keep Cool
  • KCCO Keep Calm & Carry On
  • kewl it means cool
  • KFY -or- K4Y Kiss For You
  • KHYF Know How You Feel
  • KIA Killed In Action
  • KIBO Knowledge In, Bullsh** Out
  • KIPPERS Kids In Parents' Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings
  • KIR Keep It Real
  • KISS Keep It Simple Stupid
  • KIT Keep In Touch
  • kitty it means pussy
  • KITY Keep It To Yourself
  • KK Kiss Kiss -or- OK
  • KKK it means "over" as in, waiting for your reply
  • KMA Kiss My Ass
  • KMBA Kiss My Black Ass
  • KMFHA Kiss My Fat Hairy Ass
  • KMIM Keep Me In Mind
  • KMP Keep Me Posted
  • KMRIA Kiss My Royal Irish Arse
  • KMSLA Kiss My Shiny Little Ass
  • KMUF Kiss Me You Fool
  • KMWA Kiss My White Ass
  • KO Knocked Out
  • KOK Knock
  • KOTC Kiss On The Cheek
  • KOTL Kiss On The Lips
  • KPC Keeping Parents Clueless
  • KS Kill Stealer
  • kudt Dutch for f***ed up life
  • KUTGW Keep Up The Good Work
  • KWIM Know What I Mean?
  • KWSTA Kiss With Serious Tongue Action
  • KYBC Keep Your Bum Clean
  • KYFC Keep Your Fingers Crossed
  • KYNC Keep Your Nose Clean
  • KYPO Keep Your Pants On
  • KYSOTI Keep Your Stick On The Ice
  • L Laugh
  • L&R Love and Respect
  • L/M Left Message
  • L8R Later
  • L?^ Let's hook up
  • L@U Laughing At You -or- Laughing About You
  • LABATYD Life's A Bitch And Then You Die
  • LAFW Listening (but) Away From Window
  • LAGNAF Lets All Get Naked And F***
  • LAOJ Laughing At Own Joke
  • LAQ Lame Ass Quote
  • LB?W/C Like Bondage? Whips or Chains
  • LBH Let's Be Honest
  • LBR and LGR Little Boy's Room and Little Girl's Room
  • LBS Laughing But Serious
  • LBUG or LBIG Laughing Because You're Gay -or- Laughing Because I'm Gay
  • LD Long Distance -or- Later Dude
  • LDIMEDILLIGAF Look Deeply Into My Eyes, Does It Look Like I Give A F***
  • LDR Long Distance Relationship
  • LDTTWA Let's Do The Time Warp Again
  • LF Let's F***
  • LFTI Looking Forward To It
  • LFU Life"s F***ed Up
  • LG Life's Good -or- Long Gone
  • LGBT Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender
  • LGMAS Lord Give Me A Sign
  • LH Laughing Hysterically
  • LH6 Let’s Have Sex
  • LHK Love Hugs Kisses
  • LHM Lord Have Mercy
  • LHO Laughing Head Off
  • LHOS Lets Have Online Sex
  • LHSO Let's Have Sex Online
  • LHU Let's Hook Up
  • LIB Lying In Bed
  • LIFO Last In, First Out
  • LIG Let It Go
  • LIR Let It Rest
  • LIS Laughing In Silence
  • LJBF Let's Just Be Friends
  • LKITR Little Kid In The Room
  • LL Livin' Large
  • LLAP Live Long and Prosper
  • LLOM Like Leno on Meth
  • LLT Looks Like Trouble
  • LLTA Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
  • LM46 Let's Meet For Sex
  • LM4a~##zzzz> Let's Meet For A Joint
  • LMAO Laughing My Ass Off
  • LMBAO Laughing My Black Ass Off
  • LMBPO Laughing My Booty Pop Off
  • LMFAO Laughing My F***ing Ass Off
  • LMHO Laughing My Head Off
  • LMIRL Let's Meet In Real Life
  • LMK Let Me Know
  • LMKHTWOFY Let Me Know How That Works Out For You
  • LMOA Left a Message On your Answering machine
  • LMP Lick My Pussy
  • LMS Like My Status -or- Learning Management System
  • LMSO Laughing My Socks Off
  • LMTA Like Minds Think Alike
  • LMTC Left a Message To Contact
  • LMTCB Left Message To Call Back
  • lo it means hello
  • LOB Lying On Bed
  • LOK Lots Of Kisses
  • LOL Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots Of Love -or- Living On Lipitor
  • LOL WUSS Laugh Out Loud With Unintentional Snort Sound
  • LOLA Laugh Out Loud Again
  • LOLPMP Laugh Out Loud Peed My Pants
  • LOLROTF&ICGU Laughing Out Loud Rolling On The Floor & I Can't Get Up
  • LOLZ Lots Of Laughs
  • LOMBARD Lots Of Money But A Right Dick
  • LOML Love Of My Life
  • LONH Lights On, Nobody Home
  • LOOL Laughing Outrageously Out Loud
  • LOOMM Laughing Out Of My Mind
  • LOPSOD Long On Promises, Short On Delivery
  • LORE Learn Once, Repeat Everywhere
  • LOU Laughing Over You
  • LOVE Lots Of Voluntary Effort
  • LPC Lead Pipe Cinch
  • LPOS Lazy Piece Of Sh**
  • LRF Little Rubber Feet
  • LSB Life Sucks Balls
  • LSHITIPAL Laughing So Hard I Think I Peed A Little
  • LSHMBH Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
  • LSV Language, Sex, Violence
  • LTF Lick The Floor
  • LTHTT Laughing Too Hard To Type
  • LTIC Laughing 'Til I Cry
  • LTIO Laughing Til I Orgasm
  • LTM Laughing To Myself
  • LTNS Long Time No See
  • LTNT Long Time, No Type
  • LTR Long Term Relationship
  • LTS Laughing to Self
  • LTTIC Look The Teacher Is Coming
  • LuK it means good luck
  • LULU Locally Undesireable Land Use
  • lulz laughs or LulzSec
  • LUMTP Love You More Than Pie
  • LUMU Love You Miss You
  • LUMUMI Love You Miss You Mean It
  • luser loser
  • LUSM Love You So Much
  • luv it means love
  • LWR Launch When Ready
  • LWU Laughing With You
  • LWYS Look What You Started
  • LY Love You
  • LY4E Love You Forever
  • LYA Love You All
  • LYB Love You Babe
  • LYCYLBB Love You, See You Later, Bye Bye
  • LYKYAMY Love You, Kiss You, Already Miss You
  • LYL Love You Lots
  • LYLAB Love You Like a Brother
  • LYLAS Love You Like A Sister
  • LYLB Love You Later Bye
  • LYMI Love You, Mean It
  • LYSOUAQ Learn Your Sh** Or Up And Quit
  • LYSYB Love Ya, See Ya, Bye
  • LYWAMH Love You With All My Heart
  • M Mom
  • M2NY Me Too, Not Yet
  • M4C Meet for Coffee
  • M4M Men for Men -or- Male for Male
  • m4w men for women
  • M8 or M8s Mate -or- Mates
  • MA Mature Audience
  • MAMIL Middle Aged Men In Lycra
  • MAYA Most Advanced Yet Accessible
  • MB Message Board
  • MBN Must Be Nice
  • MBRFN Must Be Real F***ing Nice
  • MCM Man Crush Monday
  • MD Doctor of Medicine -or- Managing Director
  • MDR Mort De Rire
  • MEGO My Eyes Glaze Over
  • meh Who cares, whatever
  • MEJR My Eyes Just Rolled
  • MERP Modestly Enlightened Rich People
  • MF My Friend
  • MFD Multi-Function Device
  • MfG Mit freundlichen Gruessen
  • MFIC Mother F***er In Charge
  • MFRC My Fingers Are Crossed
  • MFWIC Mother F***er Who's In Charge
  • MHBFY My Heart Bleeds For You
  • mhhm uh huh -or- yeah
  • MHOTY My Hat's Off To You
  • MHYF Move How You Feel
  • MIA Missing In Action
  • MIH Make It Happen
  • MIHAP May I Have Your Attention Please
  • MIL Mother-In-Law
  • MILF Mother I'd Like to F***
  • MINS Minutes
  • MIRL Meet In Real Life
  • MITIN More Info Than I Needed
  • MKOP My Kind Of Place
  • MLA Multiple Letter Acronym
  • MLAS My Lips Are Sealed
  • mlm giving the digital middle finger
  • MM Market Maker -or- Merry Meet
  • MMHA2U My Most Humble Apologies To You
  • mmk mmm ok
  • MML Made Me Laugh
  • MMYT Mail Me Your Thoughts
  • MO Move On
  • mob it means mobile
  • MOF Matter Of Fact
  • MOFO Mother F***er
  • MOMPL MOMent PLease
  • MOO Mud Object-Oriented -or- Matter Of Opinion -or- My Opinion Only
  • MOOC Massive Open Online Course
  • MOOS Member Of The Opposite Sex
  • MOP MOment Please
  • MorF Male or Female
  • MOS Mom Over Shoulder
  • MOSS Member(s) Of The Same Sex
  • MOTAS Member Of The Appropriate Sex
  • MOTD Message Of The Day
  • MOTOS Member(s) Of The Opposite Sex
  • MOTSS Member(s) Of The Same Sex
  • MPFB My Personal F*** Buddy
  • MRA Moving Right Along
  • MRM Men's Rights Movement
  • MRPH Mail the Right Place for Help
  • MSG Message
  • MSMD Monkey See Monkey Do
  • MSNUW Mini-Skirt No UnderWear
  • MSTA Must See To Appreciate
  • MSTM Makes Sense To Me
  • MT empty -or- Modified Tweet
  • MTBF Mean Time Before Failure
  • MTF More To Follow
  • MTFBWY May The Force Be With You
  • MTLA My True Love Always
  • MTMMFBWY May the Micky Mouse Force Be With You
  • MTSBWY May The Schwartz Be With You
  • MTSITN More Than Ships In The Night
  • MUAH or MWAH The sound of a kiss
  • MUBAR Messed up Beyond All Recognition
  • MUSL Missing You Sh** Loads
  • MUSM Miss You So Much
  • MVA Motor Vehicle Accident
  • MVA no PI Motor Vehicle Accident with no Personal Injury
  • MVA w/PI Motor Vehicle Accident with Personal Injury
  • mvto it means thank you
  • MWBRL More Will Be Revealed Later
  • MWS My Wife Says
  • MYL Mind Your Language
  • MYOB Mind Your Own Business
  • MYT Meet You There
  • N No -or- And
  • N pic Nice picture
  • N-A-Y-L In A While
  • N/A Not Applicable -or- Not Affiliated
  • N/M Nothing Much
  • N/T No Text
  • N1 Nice One
  • N2M Not To Mention -or- Not Too Much
  • N2MJCHBU Not Too Much Just Chillin, How Bout You?
  • NA Nice Ass
  • NAB Not A Blonde
  • NADT Not A Damn Thing
  • NAGB Nearly Almost A Good Bridge
  • NAGI Not A Good Idea
  • NAK Nursing At Keyboard
  • NALOPKT Not A Lot Of People Know That
  • NAMAILU Not As Much As I Love You
  • NASCAR Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
  • NATC Not A Text Conversation
  • natch Naturally
  • NATO No Action, Talk Only
  • NAVY Never Again Volunteer Yourself
  • NAZ Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)
  • NB Nota Bene
  • NB4T Not Before Time
  • NBD No Big Deal
  • NBFAB Not Bad For A Beginner
  • NBFABS Not Bad For A Bot Stopper
  • NBG No Bloody Good
  • NBIF No Basis In Fact
  • NBLFY Nothing But Love For You
  • NBS No Bull Sh**
  • NC Nice Crib
  • NCG New College Graduate
  • ND No Date
  • NDN Indian
  • ne Any
  • ne-wayz anyways
  • ne1 Anyone
  • ne14kfc anyone for KFC?
  • ne1er anyone here?
  • Ne2H Need To Have
  • NEET Not currently Engaged in Employment, Education, or Training
  • NESEC Any Second
  • NEV Neighborhood Electric Vehicle
  • NEWS North, East, West, South
  • NFBSK Not For British School Kids
  • NFC Not Favorably Considered -or- No F***ing Chance
  • NFE No F***ing Excuses
  • NFF No F***ing Fair
  • NFG Not F***ing Good
  • NFI No F***ing Idea
  • NFS Need For Sex -or- Network File System
  • NFW No F***ing Way -or- No Feasible Way
  • NG New Game
  • NGB Nearly Good Bridge
  • NGH Not Gonna Happen
  • NH Nice Hand
  • NHOH Never Heard Of Him/Her
  • NI Not Interested
  • NI4NI An Eye For Any Eye
  • NICE Nonsense In Crappy Existence
  • NIDL Not Interested, DisLike
  • NIFOC Nude In Front Of The Computer
  • NIGYYSOB Now I've Got You, You Son Of a B*tch
  • NIH Not Invented Here
  • NIM No Internal Message
  • NIMBY Not In My Back Yard
  • NIMJD Not In My Job Description
  • NIMQ Not In My Queue
  • NIMY Never In A Million Years
  • NINO Nothing In, Nothing Out -or- No Input, No Output
  • NISM Need I Say More
  • NITL Not In This Lifetime
  • NIYWFD Not In Your Wildest F***ing Dreams
  • NJAPF Not Just Another Pretty Face
  • NLL Nice Little Lady
  • NLTBRO Not Likely To Be Run Over
  • NM Never Mind -or- Nothing Much -or Not Much -or- Nice Move
  • nm, u not much, you?
  • NME Enemy
  • NMH Not Much Here
  • NMHJC Not Much Here, Just Chilling
  • NMP Not My Problem -or- Not My President
  • NMTE Now More Than Ever
  • NMU Not Much, You?
  • NN Not Now -or- Need
  • NNCIMINTFZ Not Now Chief, I'm In The F ***in' Zone
  • NNR Need Not Respond
  • nnsh night night sweet heart
  • NNWW Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink
  • NO Not Online
  • no praw no problem
  • no1 it means no one
  • NOA Not Online Anymore
  • NOFI No OFfence Intended
  • noob also seen as: n00b -or- nub -or- no0blet
  • NOS New Old Stock -or- Not Outside Sales
  • NOY Not Online Yet
  • NOYB None Of Your Business
  • NP No Problem -or- Nosy Parents
  • NQA No Questions Asked
  • NQOCD Not Quite Our Class Dear
  • NR Nice Roll
  • NRG Energy
  • NRN No Reply Necessary
  • NS Nice Set -or- No Show
  • NSA No Strings Attached
  • NSB Not Sure But
  • NSFW Not Safe For Work
  • NSS No Sh** Sherlock
  • NSTLC Need Some Tender Loving Care
  • NTA Not This Again
  • NTABOM Now That's A Bunch Of Malarkey
  • NTB Not Too Bright
  • NTBN No Text Back Needed
  • nth nothing
  • NTIM Not That It Matters
  • NTIMM Not That It Matters Much
  • NTK Nice To Know
  • NTL nonetheless
  • NTM Not That Much
  • NTMU Nice To Meet You
  • NTTAWWT Not That There's Anything Wrong With That
  • NTW Not To Worry
  • NTYMI Now That You Mention It
  • NUB New person to a site or game
  • NUFF Enough
  • NVM NeVer Mind
  • NVNG Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained
  • NW No Way
  • NWAL Nerd Without A Life
  • NWOT New WithOut Tags
  • NWR Not Work Related
  • NWT New With Tags
  • NYC Not Your Concern
  • NYCFS New York City Finger Salute
  • O Opponent -or- Over -or- Or
  • OAO Over And Out
  • OATUS On A Totally Unrelated Subject
  • OAUS On An Unrelated Subject
  • OB Obligatory
  • OBE Overcome By Events
  • OBO Or Best Offer
  • OBTW Oh By The Way
  • OBX Old Battle Axe
  • OC Original Character -or- Own Character
  • OCD Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
  • ODTAA One Damn Thing After Another
  • OF Old Fart
  • OFAP Old Fart At Play
  • ofc of course
  • OG Original Gangsta
  • OIC Oh, I See
  • OICU812 Oh I See, You Ate One Too
  • OIRWIS Oh I Remember What I Said
  • OK okay -or- all correct
  • OL Old Lady
  • OLL OnLine Love
  • OLN OnLine Netiquette
  • OLO Only Laughed Once
  • OM Old Man
  • OMB Oh My Buddha
  • OMDB Over My Dead Body
  • OME Oh My Evolution
  • OMFG Oh My F***ing God
  • OMG Oh My God
  • OMIK Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
  • OML Oh My Lord
  • OMMA Oh My Aching Ass
  • OMW On My Way -or- Oh My Word
  • OMWT On My Way Too
  • ONID Oh No I Didn't
  • ONNA Oh No, Not Again
  • ONNTA Oh No, Not This Again
  • ONUD Oh No You Didn't
  • OO Over and Out
  • OOAK One Of A Kind
  • OOC Out Of Character -or- Out Of Control
  • OOF Out Of Facility
  • OOI Out Of Interest
  • OOO Out Of Office -or- Out Of Commission
  • OOS Out Of Stock
  • OOT Out Of Touch
  • OOTB Out Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue
  • OOTC Obligatory On Topic Comment
  • OSIF Oh Sh** I Forgot
  • OSINTOT Oh Sh** I Never Thought Of That
  • OST On Second Thought
  • OT Off Topic
  • OTASOIC Owing To A Slight Oversight In Construction
  • OTC Over The Counter
  • OTF On The Floor -or- On The Fone
  • OTH Off The Hook
  • OTL Out To Lunch
  • OTOH On The Other Hand
  • OTP On The Phone
  • OTR On The Road
  • OTS On The Scene -or- On The Spot -or- Off The Shelf
  • OTT Over The Top
  • OTTOMH Off The Top Of My Head
  • OTW Off The Wall -or- Otherwise
  • OUSU Oh You Shut Up
  • ova it means over
  • OWTTE Or Words To That Effect
  • OZ Australia
  • P Partner
  • P&C Private & Confidential
  • P-ZA Pizza
  • P/U Pick Up
  • P2C2E Process Too Complicated Too Explain
  • P2U4URAQTP Peace To You For You Are A Cutie Pie
  • P3r50n it means person
  • P911 Parent Alert
  • PA Parent Alert
  • PAL Parents Are Listening -or- Peace And Love
  • PANS Pretty Awesome New Stuff
  • PAW Parents Are Watching
  • PAX Passengers
  • PB Potty Break
  • PBB Parent Behind Back
  • PBEM Play By EMail
  • PBIAB Pay Back Is A Bitch
  • PBJ Peanut Butter and Jelly -or- Pretty Boy Jock
  • PC Personal Computer -or- Politically Correct
  • PCM Please Call Me
  • PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
  • PD Public Domain
  • PDA Personal Digital Assistant -or- Public Display of Affection
  • PDOMA Pulled Directly Out Of My Ass
  • PDQ Pretty Darn Quick
  • PDS Please Don't Shout
  • PEBCAC Problem Exists Between Chair And Computer
  • PEBCAK Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
  • PEEP People Engaged and Empowered for Peace
  • peeps people
  • pen15 it stands for penis
  • PFA Pulled From Ass -or- Please Find Attached
  • PFC Pretty F***ing Cold
  • PFM Pure F***ing Magic
  • phat Pretty Hot And Tempting
  • PHB Pointy Haired Boss
  • PHS Pointy Haired Stupidvisor
  • PIAPS Pig In A Pant Suit
  • PIBKAC Problem Is Between Keyboard And Chair
  • PICNIC Problem In Chair, Not In Computer
  • PIF Paid In Full
  • PIMP Peeing In My Pants
  • PIMPL Peeing In My Pants Laughing
  • PIN Person In Need -or- Personal Identification Number
  • PIR Parent In Room
  • PITA Pain In The Ass
  • PITMEMBOAM Peace In The Middle East My Brother Of Another Mother
  • pix pictures -or- photos
  • PLO Peace, Love, Out
  • PLOKTA Press Lots Of Keys To Abort
  • PLOS Parents Looking Over Shoulder
  • PLS Please
  • PLU People Like Us
  • PLUR Peace, Love, Unity, Respect
  • PLZ Please
  • PM Personal Message -or- Private Message
  • PMBI Pardon My Butting In
  • PMF Pardon My French
  • PMFJI Pardon Me For Jumping In
  • PMIGBOM Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
  • PMJI Pardon My Jumping In
  • PML Pissing Myself Laughing
  • PMP Peeing My Pants
  • PMSL Pissed MySelf Laughing
  • PNATMBC Pay No Attention To Man Behind the Curtain
  • PNATTMBTC Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain
  • PNCAH Please, No Cursing Allowed Here
  • PND Possibly Not Definitely -or- Personal Navigation Device
  • PO Piss Off
  • po-mo post-modern
  • POAHF Put On A Happy Face
  • POAK Passed Out At Keyboard
  • POETS Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday
  • POMS Parent Over My Shoulder
  • PONA Person Of No Account
  • POP Photo On Profile, Point Of Purchase/Presence, Post Office Protocol
  • POS Parent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Sh**
  • POSC Piece Of Sh** Computer
  • POSSLQ Persons of the Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters
  • POTATO Person Over Thirty Acting Twenty One
  • POTS Plain Old Telephone System -or- Pat On The Shoulder
  • POTUS President of the United States
  • POV Point Of View
  • PP Personal Problem
  • PPL People -or- Pay-Per-Lead -or- Pay Per Lead
  • PPPPPPP or 7P Prior Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance
  • pron porn
  • PRT Partial ReTweet -or- Party
  • PRW Parents Are Watching
  • PS Post Script
  • PSA Public Service Announcement
  • PSO Product Superior to Operator
  • PTH Prime Tanning Hours
  • PTL Praise The Lord
  • PTMM Please Tell Me More
  • PTOYED Please Turn Off Your Electronic Devices
  • PTP Pardon The Pun
  • PTPOP Pat The Pissed Off Primate
  • PU That Stinks
  • puter computer
  • PVP Player Versus Player
  • pw password
  • PWAS Prayer Wheels Are Spinning
  • PWCB Person Will Call Back
  • pwms playing with myself
  • pwn own
  • pwnt owned
  • PWOMS Parent Watching Over My Shoulder
  • PWP Plot, What Plot?
  • PYFB Pay Your F***ing Bill
  • Q Queue -or- Question
  • Q2C Quick To Cum
  • Q416 it means: Quarter 4 in 2016
  • QC Quality Control
  • QFT Quoted For Truth -or- Quit F***ing Talking
  • qix it means quick
  • QL Quit Laughing
  • QLS Reply
  • QOTD Quote Of The Day
  • QQ Quick Question -or- Cry More
  • QS Quit Scrolling
  • QT Cutie -or- Quiet
  • QYB Quit Your Bitching
  • r are
  • r u da? Are you there?
  • r u goin? Are you going?
  • r u there? Are you there?
  • R&D Research & Development
  • R&R Rest & Relaxation
  • RAEBNC Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment
  • RAF Random As F***
  • RAFO Read And Find Out
  • RAT Remotely Activated Trojan -or- Remote Access Tool
  • RB@Ya Right Back at Ya
  • RBAY Right Back At You
  • RBTL Read Between The Lines
  • RBU Rainbows, Butterflies, Unicorns
  • RC Remote Control
  • RCI Rectal Cranial Inversion
  • RDV Reader's Digest Version
  • RE Regards -or- Reply -or- Hello Again
  • REHI Hi Again
  • RESO Reservation
  • RFD Request For Discussion
  • RFP Request For Proposal
  • RFR Really F***ing Rich
  • RFS Really F***ing Soon
  • rgds it means regards
  • RGR Roger
  • RHIP Rank Has Its Privileges
  • RHK RoundHouse Kick
  • RI&W Read It And Weep
  • RIMJS Really I'M Just Saying
  • RINO Republican In Name Only
  • RIYL Recommended If You Like
  • RKBA Right to Keep and Bear Arms
  • RL Real Life
  • RLCO Real Life Conference
  • RLF Real Life Friend
  • RM Remake
  • RMB Rings My Bell
  • RMETTH Rolling My Eyes To The Heavens
  • RMLB Read My Lips Baby
  • RMMA Reading My Mind Again
  • RMMM Read My Mail Man
  • RN Right Now
  • RNN Reply Not Necessary
  • RNY it means rainy
  • ROFL Rolling On Floor Laughing
  • ROFLMAO Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off
  • ROFLMAOASTC Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off And Scaring The Cat
  • ROFLOL Rolling On Floor Laughing Out Loud
  • ROR Raffing Out Roud (in scooby-doo dialect)
  • ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing
  • ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
  • ROTFLMFAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My F***ing Ass Off
  • ROTFLOL Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
  • ROTGL Rolling On The Ground Laughing
  • ROTGLMAO Rolling On The Ground Laughing My Ass Off
  • ROTM Right On The Money
  • RPG Role Playing Games
  • RRQ Return Receipt reQuested
  • RRR haR haR haR (instead of LOL)
  • RSN Real Soon Now
  • RSVP Repondez S'il Vous Plait
  • RT Real Time -or- ReTweet
  • RTB Returning To Base
  • RTBM Read The Bloody Manual
  • RTBS Reason To Be Single
  • RTFAQ Read The FAQ
  • RTFF Read The F***ing FAQ
  • RTFM Read The F***ing Manual
  • RTFQ Read The F***ing Question
  • RTH Release The Hounds
  • RTK Return To Keyboard
  • RTM or RTFM Read The Manual -or- Read The F***ing Manual
  • RTS Read The Screen
  • RTSM Read The Silly Manual
  • RTSS Read The Screen Stupid
  • RTTSD Right Thing To Say Dude
  • RTWFQ Read The Whole F***ing Question
  • RU Are You?
  • RU/18 Are You Over 18?
  • RUFKM Are You F***ing Kidding Me?
  • RUH Are You Horny?
  • RUMCYMHMD Are You on Medication Cause You Must Have Missed a Dose
  • RUMORF Are You Male OR Female?
  • RUNTS Are You Nuts?
  • RUOK Are You OK?
  • RUS Are You Serious?
  • RUSOS Are You SOS (in trouble)?
  • RUT Are You There?
  • RUUP4IT Are You Up For It?
  • RU\\18 Are You Under 18?
  • RX Regards
  • RYFM Read Your Friendly Manual
  • RYO Roll Your Own
  • RYS Read Your Screen
  • S Smile
  • S2R Send To Receive
  • S2U Same To You
  • S3<==8 screwed in the ass
  • S4B Sh** for Brains
  • S4L Spam For Life
  • SADAD Suck A Dick And Die
  • SAHM Stay At Home Mom
  • SAIA Stupid Asses In Action
  • SANM Starting A New Message
  • SAPFU Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups
  • SB Stand By
  • SBI Sorry 'Bout It
  • SBTA Sorry, Being Thick Again
  • SBUG Small Bald Unaudacious Goal
  • SC Stay Cool
  • SCNR Sorry, Could Not Resist
  • SCOTUS Supreme Court Of The United States
  • SCUICHT So Coked Up I Can Hardly Type
  • SDFB Smoke Dope F*** B*tches
  • SDK Scottie Doesn't Know -or- Software Developer's Kit
  • sec wait a second
  • SED Said Enough Darling
  • SEG Sh** Eating Grin
  • SEP Somebody Else's Problem
  • SETE Smiling Ear To Ear
  • SEWAG Scientifically Engineered Wild Ass Guess
  • SEX Sun Users' Group -or- ALL CAPS for sex
  • SF Surfer Friendly -or- Science Fiction
  • SFAIAA So Far As I Am Aware
  • SFB Sh** For Brains
  • SFETE Smiling From Ear To Ear
  • SFLA Stupid Four Letter Acronym
  • SFP Sorry For Partying
  • SFTTM Stop F***ing Talking To Me
  • SFX Sound Effects -or- Stage Effects
  • SGTM Sounds Good To Me
  • SH Sh** Happens
  • SHB Should Have Been
  • shhh quiet
  • SHID Slap Head In Disgust
  • SHIT Sugar Honey Ice Tea
  • SHMILY See How Much I Love You
  • SHT it means so hot
  • SHTF Sh** Hits The Fan
  • SHWASLOMF Sitting Here With A Straight Look On My Face
  • SIA Say It Again
  • SIC Spelling Is Correct
  • SICL Sitting In Chair Laughing
  • SICS Sitting In Chair Snickering
  • SII Seriously Impaired Imagination
  • SIL Sister-In-Law
  • SIN Stop It Now
  • SIP Skiing In Powder
  • SIT Stay In Touch
  • SITCOM Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
  • SITD Still In The Dark
  • SITUBI Say It Til You Believe It
  • SIUP Suck It Up Pussy
  • SIUYA Shove It Up Your Ass
  • SIY Search Inside Yourself
  • SJ Strong Jaws
  • sk8er skater
  • sk8r skater
  • Sknkr Skincare
  • SL Second Life
  • SLAP Sounds Like A Plan -or- Speak Like A Person
  • SLAW Sounds Like A Winner
  • SLIRK Smart Little Rich Kid
  • SLM See Last Mail
  • SLOM Sticking Leeches On Myself
  • SLT Something Like That
  • SM Senior Moment
  • sm1 it means someone
  • SMAIM Send Me An Instant Message
  • SMAO Sweating My Ass Off
  • SMART Self-Monitoring, Analysis and Reporting Technology
  • SMB Suck My Balls
  • SMD Suck My Dick
  • SME Subject Matter Expert
  • SMEM Send Me E-Mail
  • SMH Shaking My Head
  • SMIM Send Me an Instant Message
  • SMOP Small Matter of Programming
  • smt something
  • SN Side Note
  • SNAFU Situation Normal, All F***ed Up
  • SNAG Sensitive New Age Guy
  • SNERT Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager
  • SNIF Simple Nice Index File
  • SNL Same Night Lay
  • SNNSHWRS it means sun showers
  • SNNY it means sunny
  • SO Significant Other
  • SOB Son Of a B*tch
  • SOBT Stressed Out Big Time
  • SODDI Some Other Dude Did It
  • SOE Start Of Exams
  • SOGOP Sh** Or Get Off the Pot
  • SOH Sense Of Humor
  • SOHF Sense Of Humor Failure
  • SOI Self Owning Idiot
  • SOIAR Sit On It And Rotate
  • SoIC So I See
  • sok it's ok
  • SOL Sh** Out of Luck -or- Sooner Or Later
  • solomo Social, Local, Mobile
  • some1 someone
  • SOMF Sit On My Face
  • SOMY Sick Of Me Yet
  • SOOYA Snake Out Of Your Ass
  • SOP Standard Operating Procedure
  • SorG Straight or Gay
  • SOS Same Old Sh** -or- help
  • SOSAD Same Old Song And Dance
  • SOT Short On Time
  • SOTMG Short On Time, Must Go
  • SOW Speaking Of Which -or- Statement Of Work
  • soz Sorry
  • spk it means speak
  • SPOC Single Point Of Contact
  • SRLB Spoiled Rotten Little Brat
  • SRO Standing Room Only
  • srsly seriously
  • sry it means sorry
  • SSA Ass Backwards
  • SSC Super Sexy Cute
  • SSDD Same Sh** Different Day
  • SSEWBA Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
  • SSIA Subject Says It All
  • STA Short Term Attitude
  • STBX Soon To Be Ex
  • STBY Sucks To Be You
  • STD Seal The Deal, Save The Date, Sexually Transmitted Disease, Stuff To Do
  • STFU Shut The F*** Up
  • STFW Search The F***ing Web
  • sth something
  • STHU Shut The Hell Up
  • STM Spank The Monkey
  • STML Short Term Memory Loss
  • STPPYNOZGTW Stop Picking Your Nose, Get To Work
  • STR8 Straight
  • STS So To Speak
  • STST Sweet Tea SweeTie
  • STW Search The Web
  • STYS Speak To You Soon
  • SU Shut Up
  • SUAC Sh** Up A Creek
  • SUAKM Shut Up And Kiss Me
  • SUB Shut Up Bitch
  • SUFI Super Finger -or- Shut Up F***ing Imbecile
  • SUFID Screwing Up Face In Disgust
  • SUL Snooze You Lose
  • sup what's up?
  • sux sucks
  • SUYF Shut Up You Fool
  • SWAG Scientific Wild Ass Guess -or- SoftWare And Giveaways
  • SWAK Sealed (or Sent) With A Kiss
  • SWALBCAKWS Sealed With A Lick Because A Kiss Won't Stick
  • SWALK Sealed With A Loving Kiss
  • SWDYT So What Do You Think?
  • sweet<3 sweetheart
  • SWF Single White Female
  • SWIM See What I Mean?
  • SWIS See What I'm Saying
  • SWIT Sit and Sweat
  • SWL Screaming With Laughter
  • SWMBO She Who Must Be Obeyed
  • SWU So What's Up
  • SxE Straight Edge
  • SYK So You Know
  • SYL See You Later
  • SYS See You Soon
  • SYT See You Tomorrow
  • s^ what's up?
  • T&C Terms & Conditions
  • t+ it means think positive
  • t2go Time to Go
  • T2UL Talk To You Later
  • T2UT Talk To You Tomorrow
  • T@YL Talk At You Later
  • TA Thanks Again
  • TABOM That's A Bunch Of Malarkey
  • TABOOMA Take A Bite Out Of My Ass
  • TAF That's All, Folks
  • TAFN That's All For Now
  • TAH Take A Hike
  • TAHITMOTS There's A Hole In The Middle Of The Sea
  • TAKS That's A Knee Slapper
  • TAM Thanks A Million
  • TANJ There Ain't No Justice
  • TANSIT There's A New Sheriff In Town
  • TANSTAAFL There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
  • TAP Take A Pill
  • TARFU Things Are Really F***ed Up
  • TAS Taking A Shower
  • TAW Teachers Are Watching
  • TAYN Thinking About You Now
  • TB Titty Bar
  • TBA To Be Advised
  • TBC To Be Continued
  • TBD To Be Determined
  • TBE Thick Between Ears
  • TBH To Be Honest
  • TBIU The Bitch Is Ugly
  • TBT Throwback Thursday
  • TBU Thinking 'Bout You
  • TBYB Try Before You Buy
  • TC Take Care
  • TCB Trouble Came Back -or- Taking Care of Business
  • TCOB Taking Care Of Business
  • TCOY Take Care Of Yourself
  • TD&H Tall, Dark and Handsome
  • TDM Too Darn Many
  • TDTM Talk Dirty To Me
  • TEOTWAWKI The End Of The World As We Know It
  • TF Too Funny
  • TFDS That's For Darn Sure
  • TFH Thread From Hell
  • TFLMS Thanks For Letting Me Share
  • TFM Thanks From Me
  • TFMIU The F***ing Manual Is Unreadable
  • TFN Thanks For Nothing -or- Til Further Notice
  • TFS Thanks For Sharing -or- Three Finger Salute
  • TFTC Thanks For The Cache
  • TFTHAOT Thanks For The Help Ahead Of Time
  • TFTT Thanks For The Thought
  • TFTU Thanks For The Update
  • TFX Traffic
  • TFYS The F*** You Say
  • TG4A Thank God For Acronyms
  • TGAL Think Globally, Act Locally
  • TGGTG That Girl/Guy has Got To Go
  • TGIF Thank God It's Friday
  • THX or TX or THKS Thanks
  • TIA Thanks In Advance
  • TIAIL Think I Am In Love
  • TIC Tongue In Cheek
  • TIGAS Think I Give A Sh**
  • TILF Teacher I'd Like to F***
  • TILII Tell It Like It Is
  • TIME Tears In My Eyes
  • TINGTES There Is No Gravity, The Earth Sucks
  • TINWIS That Is Not What I Said
  • TISC This Is So Cool
  • TISL This Is So Lame
  • TISNC This Is So Not Cool
  • TISNF That Is So Not Fair
  • TISNT That Is So Not True
  • TJBNJ This Job Beats No Job
  • TK To Come
  • TKO Technical Knock Out
  • TKU4UK Thank You For Your Kindness
  • tl;dr too long; didn't read
  • TLA Three Letter Acronym
  • TLC Tender Loving Care
  • TLGO The List Goes On
  • TLITBC That's Life In The Big City
  • TLK2UL8R Talk To You Later
  • TM Trust Me
  • TMA Too Many Acronyms
  • TMALSS To Make A Long Story Short
  • TMI Too Much Information
  • TMSAISTI That's My Story And I'm Sticking To It
  • TMSGO Too Much Sh** Going On
  • TMTOWTDI There's More Than One Way To Do It
  • TNA Temporarily Not Available
  • TNC Tongue In Cheek
  • TNT Til Next Time
  • TNTL Trying Not To Laugh
  • TNX Thanks
  • to go nookleer to explode
  • TOBAL There Oughta Be A Law
  • TOBG This Oughta Be Good
  • TOM Tomorrow
  • TOMTB Taking Off My Training Bra
  • TOON short for cartoon
  • TOPCA Til Our Paths Cross Again
  • TOT Tons Of Time
  • TOY Thinking Of You
  • TP Team Player -or- TelePort -or- Thanks Pal -or- Toilet Paper
  • TPC The Phone Company
  • TPIYP To Put In Your Prayers
  • TPS That's Pretty Stupid
  • TPT Trailor Park Trash
  • TPTB The Powers That Be
  • TQM Total Quality Management
  • TRAM The Rest Are Mine
  • TRDMC Tears Running Down My Cheeks
  • tripdub it means www
  • TRNDO it means tornado
  • troo true
  • TRP Television Rating Points
  • TS Tough Sh** -or- Totally Stinks
  • TSB Tall, Sexy, Beautiful
  • TSH Too Stinkin' Hot
  • TSIA This Says It All
  • TSIF Thank Science It's Friday
  • TSNF That's So Not Fair
  • TSOB Tough Son Of a B*tch
  • TSR Totally Stuck in RAM -or- Totally Stupid Rules
  • TSRA Two Shakes of a Rat's Ass
  • TSTB The Sooner, The Better
  • TT Big Tease
  • TTA Tap That Ass
  • TTBOMK To The Best Of My Knowledge
  • TTFN Ta Ta For Now
  • TTG Time to Go
  • TTIOT The Truth Is Out There
  • TTKSF Trying To Keep a Straight Face
  • TTMF Ta Ta MOFO
  • TTS Text To Speech
  • TTT That's The Ticket -or- To The Top -or- Thought That Too
  • TTTH Talk To The Hand
  • TTTHTFAL Talk To The Hand The Face Ain't Listening
  • TTTKA Time To Totally Kick Ass
  • TTTT To Tell The Truth
  • TTUL Talk To You Later
  • TTYAWFN Talk To You A While From Now
  • TTYIAF Talk/Type To You In A Few
  • TTYL Talk To You Later -or- Type To You Later
  • TTYL8R Talk To You Later
  • TTYOB Tend To Your Own Business
  • TTYS Talk To You Soon
  • TTYT Talk To You Tomorrow
  • TU Toes Up (as in dead)
  • TVM4YEM Thank You Very Much For Your E-Mail
  • TWD Texting While Driving
  • TWHAB This Won't Hurt A Bit
  • TWHE The Walls Have Ears
  • TWIMC To Whom It May Concern
  • TWIT That's What I Thought
  • TWITA That's What I'm Talking About
  • TWIWI That Was Interesting, Wasn't It?
  • TWSS That's What She Said
  • TWTR Twitter
  • TWU That's What's Up
  • TXS Thanks
  • TXT Text
  • TXT IM Text Instant Message
  • TXT MSG text message
  • TY Thank You
  • TYCLO Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off
  • TYG There You Go -or- Thank You God
  • TYL Text You Later -or- Thank You Lord
  • TYVM Thank You Very Much
  • u You
  • u up are you up?
  • U-L You Will
  • U2 You Too
  • u4e Yours ForEver
  • u8 you ate?
  • UBS Unique Buying State
  • UCWAP Up a Creek Without A Paddle
  • UDH82BME You'd Hate To Be Me
  • UDM You're the Man
  • UFN Until Further Notice
  • UFUF You F***, You Fix
  • UG2BK You've Got To Be Kidding
  • UGC User-Generated Content
  • UGFSU Your Girlfriend's Ugly
  • UGTR You Got That Right
  • UNF Universal Noise of Fucking
  • UNOIT You Know It
  • unPC unPolitically Correct
  • UNT Until Next Time
  • UNTCO You Need To Chill Out
  • UOK Are You OK?
  • UPOD Under Promise Over Deliver
  • ur you are
  • UR2K You Are Too Kind
  • URAPITA You Are A Pain In The Ass
  • URSAI You Are Such An Idiot
  • URW You Are Welcome
  • URWS You Are Wise
  • URYY4M You Are Too Wise For Me
  • URZ yours
  • USC Up Sh** Creek
  • USCWAP Up Sh** Creek Without A Paddle
  • USP Unique Selling Proposition
  • UTM You Tell Me
  • UV Unpleasant Visual
  • UWIWU You Wish I Was You
  • UWM You Want Me
  • UX User eXperience
  • V Very
  • VBG Very Big Grin
  • VBMG Very Big Mischievous Grin
  • VBS Very Big Smile
  • VC Venture Capital
  • VCDA Vaya Con Dios, Amigo
  • VEG Very Evil Grin
  • VFM Value For Money
  • VGN Vegan -or- Vegetarian
  • VIM Very Important Member
  • VIP Very Important Person
  • VIV Very Important Visitor
  • VM Voice Mail
  • VRBS Virtual Reality Bull Sh**
  • VSF Very Sad Face
  • VWD Very Well Done
  • VWP Very Well Played
  • W With -or- Working
  • w wult what would you like to talk about
  • w's^ what's up?
  • W/ With
  • W/E Weekend
  • W/O Without
  • w/r/t with regard to
  • w00t We Own the Other Team
  • w4m women for men
  • W8 Wait
  • W9 Wife in room
  • W@ What?
  • WABI What A Bright Idea
  • WABOC What A Bunch Of Crap
  • WABOM What A Bunch Of Malarkey
  • WACI What A Cool Idea
  • WAD Without A Doubt
  • WADI What A Dumb Idea
  • WADR With All Due Respect
  • WAEF When All Else Fails
  • WAFB What A F***ing Bitch
  • WAFM What A F***ing Mess
  • WAFS Warm And Fuzzies
  • WAFU What A F*** Up
  • WAG Wild Ass Guess -or- Wives And Girlfriends
  • WAI What An Idiot
  • WAK What A Kiss
  • WAMBAM Web Application Meets Brick And Mortar
  • wan2 it means want to
  • WAS What A Slut
  • WATI What A Terrible Idea
  • WATN Where Are They Now
  • WAW Waiter/Actor/Webmaster -or- What A Whore
  • WAWI What A Wonderful Idea
  • WAYD What Are You Doing?
  • WAYN Where Are You Now?
  • WB Welcome Back -or- Write Back
  • WBS Write Back Soon
  • WBU What 'Bout You?
  • WC Who Cares -or- Water Closet
  • WCA Who Cares Anyway
  • wckd it means wicked
  • WCMTSU We Can't Make This Sh** Up
  • WCW Woman Crush Wednesday
  • WD Well Done
  • WDALYIC Who Died And Left You In Charge?
  • WDDD Woopie Doo Da Dey
  • WDR With Due Respect
  • WDT Who Does That?
  • WDYM What Do You Mean?
  • WDYMBT What Do You Mean By That?
  • WDYS What Did You Say?
  • WDYT What Do You Think?
  • WE Whatever
  • WEG Wicked Evil Grin
  • wenja it means when do you
  • werja it means where do you
  • werru it means where are you
  • werubn it means where have you been
  • WETSU We Eat This Sh** Up
  • WF Way Fun
  • WFM Works For Me
  • WG Wicked Grin
  • WGAFF Who Gives A Flying F***
  • WGMGD What Get's Measured Get's Done
  • WHYDTM What Have You Done To Me?
  • WIBAMU Well, I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
  • WIBNI Wouldn't It Be Nice If
  • WIIFM What's In It For Me
  • WIIFY What's In It For You
  • WIIWII Well It Is What It Is
  • WILB Workplace Internet Leisure Browsing
  • WILCO Will Comply
  • WIM Woe Is Me
  • WIP Work In Process
  • wirld world
  • WISP Winning Is So Pleasureable
  • WIT Wordsmith In Training
  • WITFITS What In The F*** Is This Sh**
  • WITW What In The World
  • WIU Wrap It Up
  • wk it means week
  • wkewl way cool
  • wknd it means weekend
  • WLMIRL Would Like to Meet In Real Life
  • WLU Wicked, Love You
  • WLU2 Wicked, Love You Too
  • WMHGB Where Many Have Gone Before
  • WMMOWS Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
  • WMPL Wet My Pants Laughing
  • WNDY it means windy
  • WNOHGB Where No One Has Gone Before
  • WOA Work Of Art
  • WOG Wise Old Guy
  • WOM Word Of Mouth -or- Word Of Mouse
  • WOMBAT Waste Of Money, Brains And Time
  • WoMoBiJo Working Mother with a Big Job
  • WOOF Well Off Older Folks
  • woot We Own the Other Team
  • WOP With Out Papers
  • word it means cool, a.k.a. word up
  • WOT Waste Of Time or- it means what
  • WOTAM Waste Of Time And Money
  • WOTD Word Of The Day
  • WP Well Played
  • WRM it means warm
  • WRT With Regard To -or- With Respect To
  • wru where are you?
  • WRUD What Are You Doing?
  • WRUDATM What Are You Doing At The Moment?
  • WSU What Say You?
  • WT Without Thinking -or- What The -or- Who The
  • WTB Want To Buy
  • WTDB What's The Difference Between
  • WTF What The F***
  • WTFDYJS What The F*** Did You Just Say?
  • WTFGDA Way To F***ing Go, Dumb Ass
  • WTFH What The F***ing Hell
  • WTFWYCM Why The F*** Would You Call Me?
  • WTFYTT Who The F*** You Talking To
  • WTG Way To Go
  • WTG4a\\%/ Want To Go For A Drink
  • WTGP Want To Go Private?
  • WTH What The Heck
  • WTHIN What The Hell Is Next
  • WTHOW White Trash Headline Of the Week
  • WTMC What The Mother C***
  • WTMI Way Too Much Information
  • WTN What Then Now? -or- Who Then Now?
  • WTS Want To Sell
  • WTSDS Where The Sun Don't Shine
  • WTSHTF When The Sh** Hits The Fan
  • WTTM Without Thinking Too Much
  • WU What's Up
  • WUF Where You From
  • WUWH Wish You Were Here
  • WUWHIMA Wish You Were Here In My Arms
  • wuz was
  • wuz4dina What's for dinner?
  • wuzup what's up?
  • WWJD What Would Jesus Do?
  • WWNO Walker Wheels Need Oil
  • WWSD What Would Satan Do?
  • WWW World Wide Web -or- World Wide Wait -or- What Went Wrong
  • WWY Where Were You?
  • WX Weather
  • WYCM Will You Call Me?
  • WYD What You Doing?
  • WYFM Would You F*** Me?
  • WYGISWYPF What You Get Is What You Pay For
  • WYM What do You Mean?
  • wymyn women
  • WYP What's Your Problem?
  • WYRN What's Your Real Name?
  • WYS Whatever You Say
  • WYSILOB What You See Is A Load of Bullocks
  • WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get
  • WYSLPG What You See Looks Pretty Good
  • WYT Whatever You Think
  • WYTB Wish You The Best
  • WYW Wish You Well
  • WYWH Wish You Were Here
  • X it means times
  • X-I-10 Exciting
  • XLNT Excellent
  • XME Excuse Me
  • XOXO Hugs and Kisses
  • XOXOZZZ Hugs and Kisses and Sweet Dreams
  • XQZT Exquisite
  • XTC Ecstasy
  • XXCC Kiss, Kiss, Hug, Hug
  • Y Why? -or- Yes
  • YA Yet Another -or- You -or- Your
  • YA yaya Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
  • YABA Yet Another Bloody Acronym
  • YACC Yet Another Calendar Company
  • YAF Young Angry Female
  • YAFIYGI You Asked For It You Got It
  • YAHOO You Always Have Other Options
  • YAJWD You Ain't Just Whistling Dixie
  • YAOTM Yet Another Off Topic Message
  • YARBWYR You're A Right Bleed'n Wanker You Are
  • YATFM You Are Too F***ing Much
  • YATI You're A Total Idiot
  • YAUN Yet Another Unix Nerd
  • YB You B*tch
  • YBF You've Been F***ed
  • YBS You'll Be Sorry
  • YBY Yeah Baby Yeah
  • YBYSA You Bet Your Sweet Ass
  • YCMTSU You Can't Make This Sh** Up
  • YCMU You Crack Me Up
  • YCT Your Comment To
  • YDKM You Don't Know Me
  • YEPPIES Young Experimenting Perfection Seekers
  • YF Wife
  • YGBK You Gotta Be Kidding
  • YGBSM You Gotta Be Sh**ing Me
  • YGLT You're Gonna Love This
  • YGM You've Got Mail
  • YGTBK You've Got To Be Kidding
  • YGWYPF You Get What You Pay For
  • YHM You Have Mail
  • YIC Yours In Christ
  • YIU Yes, I Understand
  • YIWGP Yes, I Will Go Private
  • YKW You Know What?
  • YKWIM You Know What I Mean
  • YLH Your Loving Husband
  • YLLO You Lie Like Obama
  • YLW Your Loving Wife
  • YM Your Mother
  • YMAK You May Already Know
  • YMAL You Might Also Like
  • YMBKM You Must Be Kidding Me
  • YMMD You Make My Day -or- You Made My Day
  • YMMV Your Mileage May Vary
  • YMYBNYCSII You Made Your Bed Now You Can Sleep In It
  • YNGBT You're Not Gonna Believe This
  • YNK You Never Know
  • YOLO You Only Live Once
  • Yooper someone from U.P.
  • YOYO You're On Your Own
  • YR Yeah Right -or- you -or- your
  • YRYOCC You're Running on Your Own Cuckoo Clock
  • YS You Stinker
  • YSAN You're Such A Nerd
  • ysdiw8 why should i wait?
  • YSIC Why Should I Care?
  • YSK You Should Know
  • YSYD Yeah, Sure You Do
  • YTB You're The Best
  • YTRNW Yeah That's Right, Now What?
  • YTTM You Talk Too Much
  • YTTT You Telling The Truth?
  • YUMPI Young Upwardly Mobile Professional Idiot
  • YUPPIES Young Urban Professionals
  • YVW You're Very Welcome
  • YW You're Welcome
  • YWIA You're Welcome In Advance
  • YY4U Too Wise For You
  • YYSSW Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
  • Z it means said
  • zerg To gang up on someone
  • ZMG or ZOMG Oh My God
  • ZZZ Sleeping, Bored, Tired
  • \M/ Heavy Metal Music
  • ^5 High Five
  • ^RUP^ Read Up Please
  • ^URS Up Yours